ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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