He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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