Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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