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Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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