I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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