I'm jealous of your bromance
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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