yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
