haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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