I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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