hotel room ftw
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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