are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we're making bets on your personal life
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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