too bad you live with your parents still
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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