That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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