I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
50% drunk capacity currently
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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