so explain again why im purple
no
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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