It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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