Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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