You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my mouth tastes like poor choices
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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