I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
