He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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