oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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