She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I can text with my tongue
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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