Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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