I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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