your room smells of hookers.
And success
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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