spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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