I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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