just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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