yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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