I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My cat gives me a boner
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Alive.
So much puke
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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