It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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