I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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