I'm going to jail i love you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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