why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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