Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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