The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
