i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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