I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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