bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dating After Heartbreak
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS