Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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