if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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