the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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