1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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