I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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