you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize