I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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