If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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