He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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