i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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