But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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