ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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