Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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