So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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