I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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