scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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