I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
