How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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