Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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