that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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