there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
