Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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