You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize