Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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