IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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