what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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